Ok let me rephrase this it burns when i urinate...but I've been celibate for more than 2 years!!!?

it may be a urinary tract infection, you may want to make an appointment with your physician/p.a. If you don't want to go to the doctor drink a lot of cranberry juice and water. Also, there may be some over the counter drugs you are able to take.. because we all know we don't want to start the aintibiotics if we don't need too =]. good luck and i hope you feel better.